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Snaggle-nose death putto Setup: We’re watching Julie & Julia. Adam has never knowingly eaten cheese in his life, and claims to hate it. Amy Adams: …it tastes like cheese sauce, yum… Me: I am going to have to take a picture of this sandwich. The Polish breakfast sandwich is essentially a sandwich much like many other sandwiches. It happens [...] Me: Man, it’s frickin’ freezing in your classroom. So, Magda’s been reading these articles about how Russia’s cut off Bulgaria’s oil and– UPDATE: I have now figured out how best to love, honor and obey her. IM has given the biggest boost to the efficiency of our grocery list technology since the Post-It® note. Related: Finger monkey moo The light bulb thing Magda approved
FADE IN: In a dim, shabby London hotel room whose minibar is devoid of ALCOHOL, a slim, attractive Eastern European WOMAN glances up from a laptop computer to gaze at a flickering television showing RANDOM FILM transfixing MAN, aging, paunchy, gouty. WOMAN [...] Adam has learned to sing. He writes his own material. Latest hit: “Finger Monkey Moo”. The lyrics run something like this: FINGER MONKEY MOO! FINGER MONKEY MOO! FINGER MONKEY MOO! FINGER MONKEY MOO! FINGER MONKEY MOO! FINGER MONKEY MOO! FINGER MONKEY MOO! FINGER MONKEY MOO! FINGER MONKEY MOO! FINGER MONKEY MOO! FINGER MONKEY MOO! FINGER MONKEY [...] Me: What are you making, honey? Extreme cross-reference: Bo Peep UPDATED to add: Thanks for agreeing to house-sit for us. In case you want to watch TV or something while you’re here, let me give you some very simple instructions. First, of course, turn the TV on. There’s a button on the side here. It’s a little awkward to reach it, I know, so you can also do this [...] I had a dream about our holidays. Below is my view as I depart from work. I will not see it for some time. I will not miss it. Our long awaited Dalmatian vacation begins today(!) We will be away for [...] |
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Pétards with avatars
7th Apr 10
hey! i saw one of these hanging off a tree down the block the other day. i kind of love ...
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6th Apr 10
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6th Apr 10
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