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By Erik Rasmussen

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A thousand words about a dumb decade

As contractually obligated as a blogger, I have found my thoughts turning to the decade just ended and with it the state of things ten years ago today. I doubt it’s unusual that I can recall exactly what I was doing as Y2K failed to deliver any sort of dramatic mayhem, but I count myself [...]

Wallet poem #1

[Poem]
If memory serves, and I usually assume that it does (but am always open to being contradicted), I clipped this poem, one of several still idling aound in my wallet as mentioned below, from Harper’s Weekly in January or February of 1991 while, literally, and I know that ‘literally’ sounds misplaced but really, watching on [...]

One thing cheese will not improve

For any who never had the joy of working in the food service industry, a “sheet tray” or “sheet pan” is a heavy-gauge aluminium rectangle with a high lip and far more uses than simply turning out large, flat cakes, the function for which it was designed. A “full sheet”, at 18 x 26 inches [...]

Nostalgic for lunch

Today the car is in the shop and I am not going home for lunch, a change in routine which I do not welcome. Each day I go home to find that Magda has prepared a delicious quick meal for me, and today there is none of that and this makes me cranky and somewhat [...]

What it sounds like inside my head when the hair is being removed from the outside of it

Yeah, as usual: quite short on the sides and front, with something kind of like this, you know?

Maybe even a little bit shorter. Sure, that’ll be good.

I’m a little overdue for this. I hate it when I put it off too long, then it gets all poofy and crazy, and if I put gel in [...]

List of Grievances

A friend writes: “Hey, do you have the list of grievances [...] anymore? If not, why not?” She’s referring to some notes I kept back in school about one particular fellow student who seemed to register for every damn class I was taking. I was easily annoyed during those years. Regard:

List of Grievances

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1 trillion links and you're coming here for colostomy pictures?

I’ve just learned that even the U.S. president is getting in on the act now, and by ‘act’ I mean ‘using The Google’. Early adopters will already know that The Google is a ‘search engine’ that can help you find ‘pages’ on the ‘internets’. Some ‘web surfers’ even use it to find their way here, [...]

Perritos Veracruzanos jugando al poker

Typical scene in Veracruz, Mexico

Apropos of nothing:

In the winter of 1995 I met up with my sister, her husband, and a handful of their loser friends from Montana, and we flew to Mexico to climb some volcanoes. The second peak on our itinerary of three was inconveniently active, so we changed our plans and made [...]

'The pinchy kind'

We went camping a lot when I was a kid. My parents had five kids right in a row before they figured out what was causing them. This was bad for them but great for us; it’s amazing how efficiently little kids can construct the perfect society when there are so damn many of them, [...]

You're it, Carrot Top

I have been ‘tagged with a meme’. This word’s popularity originally came from a book I admire, but has since morphed into a prime example of the tortuous geeky terminology of the self-publishing rage that I loathe with every fiber of my being am not such a big fan of. Just in case you’re not [...]