Get off my back
So a friend and colleague writes, is it worth my time to upgrade the bitwrathploob wordpress installation, or has the project come to a close? and I’m all like, really? BITWRATHPLOOB is running WordPress? Doesn’t he know how open to exploits that is? but whatever. And no. No. No no no no no. The BITWRATHPLOOB project is no way, shape, or bucktoothed rope-armed troll-haired woodbear form, pantsless or otherwise, coming to ‘a close’. Hello? This is the BITWRATHPLOOB we are talking about. This woodbear will be pantslessly circling the globe when we are all forgotten ashes. This peripatetic rope-armed monstrosity did not touch down in Denmark, Denver, D.C., NovafrickinGorica, Cantabria, Albion, Beijing, Aotearoa, Benelux, and Hawaii, with side trips to countless other colorful locales only to become becalmed in Bulgaria of all places. Okay, he’s enjoyed his stay, maybe overstayed his welcome a wee bit, but ‘a close’? Please. The BITWRATHPLOOB will be moving on.
Takers?
What do you think I meant?
Ahahahahahahahahahaha.
Actually, his (its?) site has already been upgraded.
Let’s get this wood bear on the road! After a blog entry or ten, of course. :-)
Yeah, don’t worry, updating his blog is extremely high on my rickety list of to-do items that don’t directly bear on the immediate holding together of my career, family, and life force.
I considered it, but I’m not sure he would make it past Australian customs. When we shipped all our possesions in a crate from Switzerland, they opened it and cut off a wooden bead from a bag. He might be missing more than a nose after that trip.