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That last line is golden.
“once in your mouth, ask someone to help screw it into a lamp”
No words can express my admiration. Good stuff.
I hope it’s clear the taxi driver had a light bulb in his mouth, right?
I decided to assume that everyone involved had a light bulb in their mouths and have extended that to include everyone commenting here. Mine is 60 watts.
*calls 911*
But how can you comment if you’ve got a light bulb in your mouth?
OR:
This is nine one one, what is your emergency?
Auough auh glugblug ibba boud!
I’m sorry ma’am, I will be better able to assist you if you remove the light bulb from your mouth.
Ibbaakug gubbooug daagh glugblug, auggugug aagga aggagabauh!
There’s nothing so sweet as the sarcasm within a couple’s dialogue. Well, you and the Polish Princess’ one, at least.
Hope no one has ever tried these new “green” bulbs. A formidable mouth would be in order.
That’s more or less how it went with the uncommonly patient 911 dispatcher.
Love the update.
Excuse my ignorance – what’s an NS?
No excuse necessary, Simon. NS = applied linguistics geek-speak for native speaker (as opposed to NNS, or non-…)
Puh-leese. Magda couldn’t sound like an idiot if she had, like, a lightbulb crammed in her mouth.
It just occurred to me that it should be hilarious that Magda is more concerned that everyone be clear on who’s got a lightbulb in their mouth rather than on who is going poo poo on the internet.
Yet it is not.
Poo poo on the internet? I’ve heard of such sites. Not my thing.
What is funny is that it is always a GUY who has to cram some stupid thing in his mouth.
Girls know better. Or else know that they could do it no problem.
“Hold on, I’ve got to try this” That is the funniest thing I have ever read. You must be a guy.
Gaoo, you have a point. Don’t men receive nearly all of the Darwin Awards? Women may not be able to drive or be logical but goddam it, we’re not idiots. And our party tricks are things like putting on lipstick with our boobs.
Poo poo + lightbulbs = ?
(Don’t even mention this to Adam.)